Pinch me. Pinch me real hard.
I've got to know if this is a dream.
Is it a dream or did you really kiss me?
I need evidence to prove that I'm awake.
I need evidence. Let me kiss y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Japanese
Oh no, she held his hand and they clutched their love
Oh my, they made a wish on the stars up above
Oh me, I guess that leaves me out in the cold
Or so, so, so, so I been told
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Japanese
We sat and decided as the seaons collided
That our love was fairly utopian
If it wasn't for my pills, my psychiatric bills
And your unreliable fallopian
Then I guess wed be fine
Em...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle
Went down to the Animal Farm.
Dug in for the poor,
They heard stories from the war.
And explaimed about the boil on his bum!
Napoleon, very ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
There was one of the gang, who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you.
Every day after school,
You'd go around there to play it,
Hoping to compete for...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
Arthur Askee and Dougie Wougie Bader
Went down to the Animal Farm.
Douglas bored a boar,
With his stories from the war.
And explaimed about the boil on his palm.
Napoleon, very p...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
Our Ted it has to be said
Produces proof beyond us
Rain, shine or gale force nine
His frames remain intact
Helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pardon
Double glazing ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more,
And I'll more than likely kill you.
"Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock"
You fervently moan.
Is this a wok that you sholve down m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
[Verse 1]
Ground Control to Monty Don,
The testimonial silver’s gone
The circumstance here’s pretty thin
The sun comes out when I go in.
On the way home from spinning clas...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
One way system, smooth and commendable,
Go by bus, they're highly dependable,
The swings in the park, for the kids, have won awards,
Clean streets acknowledged in The Lords,
But wh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit