Tell me what you think I've been doing wrong
Coz' I'm to high to hear what you say.
Maybe write a letter if it takes to long,
I won't come Down Today.
Found a pretty girl who love...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish tha...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
It wears you thin
Unpacks a bag and it settles in
Ten times an hour you'll wish it dead
Ask it to leave but it stays instead
So unkind
Acting as if you could read its mind
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Shed the days like skin
Pray for evenings in
Hold their hands in the street when you walk them off to school
A box too full to shut
Cardboard paper cut
Bleeding edge of a pict...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
It's still so dark because it's
Still so early and the
Chipper little girlie at the front desk doesn't mind at all
These phony living rooms and
Fake plants are killing me
This bad ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I lie below, you float above
In the pretty white ships that I've been dreaming of
And I'd like to swim beside you
Getting dizzy in your wake
Getting close enough to touch you
Getti...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I hate California
There's something out there I just don't get
I know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strange
Because I dress as if the weather's gonna change
But it n...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
I take a driving pil...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell thing...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car
You said it'd never fly that I'd never get this far
I always knew that I would make it someday
Now you'd be safer staying...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton