I know that you
Don't know me very well
We've barely met
But I can surely tell
No one will ever
Love you like I do
I like to feel
The warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool
And...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Eew! Don't touch that!
[Regular voice]
Oooh! Don't touch that
You don't know where it's been
Don't touch wet paint
Don't touch that dial
[Old man]
A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge.
To break international copyright law
By downloading mp3s
From file sharing sites
Like morphous or grokster or limewire or kazza.
But d...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
One, two, a-one, two, three, four
Well I, can't go to the park
I can't go to work
I can't do nothin'
I gotta stay in my house like a jerk
How come I always lose
My car has blown ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Whoa, yeah!
You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu
With automatic drive
A custom paint job, too
I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
And a slightly used sombrero
And I'll even throw in ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the tv you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo
Remote is ready...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Watch this
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two ti...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
He ate his own we...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
A Complicated Song
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came....Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic