Eat It Lyrics

In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one and only Dr. Demento Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too Remember all they did...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of don't you (forget about me) by simple minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, S...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go And run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know Anythi...Read Full Lyrics

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my.... My very own scotch tape dispenser And I've got a private parking space... Ha! And I've got a coffee mug ...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool And...Read Full Lyrics

Eew! Don't touch that! [Regular voice] Oooh! Don't touch that You don't know where it's been Don't touch wet paint Don't touch that dial [Old man] A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch ...Read Full Lyrics

Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law By downloading mp3s From file sharing sites Like morphous or grokster or limewire or kazza. But d...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown ...Read Full Lyrics

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put a...Read Full Lyrics

Whoa, yeah! You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu With automatic drive A custom paint job, too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly used sombrero And I'll even throw in ...Read Full Lyrics