Favorite Bar Lyrics

Turn the other cheek, the statusQuo goes on and onKill a man a week, sistersAnd soon they'll all be goneIf we do it quietly, noOne need fire a gunKill a man a week, it willBe fun, ...Read Full Lyrics

Let's make a death pactCause I can't live without youLet's make a death pactWhen you go, I'll go too...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a date with JesusA man that I don't have to chaseWe're going out on the town of menWe're going back to this placeI'm going out with JesusHe's the greatest guy I knowHe giv...Read Full Lyrics

When they're sure the men are goneThe women sing their favorite songOur sound spins us aroundThere is no brayingVoices long ago drownedNow sound againCome, life, Shaker life!Come, ...Read Full Lyrics

I want a real rock 'n' roll guyIn a gown slit to his thighLiquid eyeliner in his eyeMaking him cry, cry, cryI need a real rock 'n' roll manSomeone with no long-term planAs worldly-...Read Full Lyrics

You've got a friend in BeelzebubHe follows you round, like a dogYou've got a friend in BeelzebubHe surrounds you with lightning and fogYou know more than you should know aboutSecre...Read Full Lyrics

Of the men with whom I've tarriedYou were far away the worstWe were drunk when we were marriedLet's get drunk again and get divorcedI was blotto at the weddingFor all I know, I was...Read Full Lyrics

She's fatI like thatI've got a nice big belly tooGray eyesShe looks wiseBut I'm not looking for a high IQShe works hard at the Busy BeeMaking the best cup of coffee in TennesseeI c...Read Full Lyrics

When the brat upstairs got a drum kitShe played her lil' heart outEach bash and crash, each thwack and thumpWas free of doom or doubtThe plates would plummet from the railThe cats ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh if only you were the only boy in town For then I could not play the field and let you down I would not go half-mad for each passing lad With eyes of blue, green, gray, or brown ...Read Full Lyrics