First World Problems Lyrics

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a l...Read Full Lyrics

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wh...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later [Pre-Chorus:] Bu...Read Full Lyrics

Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box Oy vey We gonna schle...Read Full Lyrics

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my e...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah A used... pink bathrobe A rare... mint snowglobe A Smurf... TV tray I bought on eBay My house... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought...Read Full Lyrics

How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fries with my order How about finally letting me have it my way Thank you Burger ...Read Full Lyrics

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just ea...Read Full Lyrics

In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one and only Dr. Demento Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too Remember all they did...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of don't you (forget about me) by simple minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, S...Read Full Lyrics