Flatbush Avenue Lyrics

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my e...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah A used... pink bathrobe A rare... mint snowglobe A Smurf... TV tray I bought on eBay My house... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought...Read Full Lyrics

How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fries with my order How about finally letting me have it my way Thank you Burger ...Read Full Lyrics

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just ea...Read Full Lyrics

In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one and only Dr. Demento Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too Remember all they did...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of don't you (forget about me) by simple minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, S...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go And run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know Anythi...Read Full Lyrics

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my.... My very own scotch tape dispenser And I've got a private parking space... Ha! And I've got a coffee mug ...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool And...Read Full Lyrics

Eew! Don't touch that! [Regular voice] Oooh! Don't touch that You don't know where it's been Don't touch wet paint Don't touch that dial [Old man] A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch ...Read Full Lyrics