How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just ea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
In the year of 1970
Underneath the old smogberry tree
First was heard a man that we all know
The one and only Dr. Demento
Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too
Remember all they did...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[parody of don't you (forget about me) by simple minds]
Hey! Oooh! Oh!
One rule you all should obey:
Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.
Have bread, and vegetables too,
S...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I don't care
If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
You can go
And run your vacuum during my favorite show
And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
Anythi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my.... My very own scotch tape dispenser
And I've got a private parking space... Ha!
And I've got a coffee mug ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I know that you
Don't know me very well
We've barely met
But I can surely tell
No one will ever
Love you like I do
I like to feel
The warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool
And...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Eew! Don't touch that!
[Regular voice]
Oooh! Don't touch that
You don't know where it's been
Don't touch wet paint
Don't touch that dial
[Old man]
A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge.
To break international copyright law
By downloading mp3s
From file sharing sites
Like morphous or grokster or limewire or kazza.
But d...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
One, two, a-one, two, three, four
Well I, can't go to the park
I can't go to work
I can't do nothin'
I gotta stay in my house like a jerk
How come I always lose
My car has blown ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic