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I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in Fran...Read Full Lyrics

Announcer: Next week on U62... Announcer: He's back Announcer: And this time Announcer: He's mad Announcer: Gandhi ii Announcer: No more mister passive resistance Announcer: He's...Read Full Lyrics

Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics. People occasionally say "yeah" and other similar phrases, But it's generally just music. In the movie, It played in the background When St...Read Full Lyrics

Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've got it all Near, far, I'll jump...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept i...Read Full Lyrics

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a l...Read Full Lyrics

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wh...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later [Pre-Chorus:] Bu...Read Full Lyrics

Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box Oy vey We gonna schle...Read Full Lyrics

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my e...Read Full Lyrics