Late at night, you're hungry
You're craving some pizza
Let me be the one that you call
Olive or anchovy
Perhaps pepperoni
Anything you want, we've got it all
Near, far, I'll jump...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept i...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
[Pre-Chorus:]
Bu...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oy
Oy
Down on the street they got bagels
And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox
Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst
Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box
Oy vey
We gonna schle...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my e...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Yeah
A used... pink bathrobe
A rare... mint snowglobe
A Smurf... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
How about making a run for the border
How about me deserving a break today
How about getting some fries with my order
How about finally letting me have it my way
Thank you Burger ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just ea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic