Grant Lawrence King Of The Forest Lyrics

You asked me to go to the Ranger game wo I said why not I could use a beer or two or three or maybe more We got there late, everyone was standing up for the American anthem Except ...Read Full Lyrics

I Just Want To Sleep Outside In The Treehouse I'm not going to lie I just want to be with the moon and the stars under Nighttime sky I don't want to sleep in the bunk bed mom I'm t...Read Full Lyrics

Do you remember where you were when Hulk Hogan and Mr. T Beat the pulp out of Paul Orndorff and Roddy Piper? Everything in the room got smashed We were losing our shit so fast I wa...Read Full Lyrics

Freddy Krueger tell another joke Freddy Krueger tell 'em about the time You got that girl with the fingerbang In the waterbed Ash from evil dead you fuckin' dick Ash from evil dea...Read Full Lyrics

You've got a silver mustang It's got Depeche Mode stickers You try to call my house 45 times a day Jeff fuck off I'm not going to answer the phone Jeff fuck off I don't want to be...Read Full Lyrics

Who wants to get drunk and smash bumper cars I do, I do Who's got a Sony demo that's ready for the Charts I do, I do Who calls his mom's vag on the fourth day of March I do, I do W...Read Full Lyrics

July 4th, shoot a firework July 4th, shoot a gun July 4th, drink a 30 pack July 4th, so much fun July 4th, homemade fireworks July 4th, shoot or die July 4th, call an ambulance Ju...Read Full Lyrics

Yesterday I went to the 'vu With my man def jeff He likes to rock those hawaiian shirts He does a mean humpty dance When he's not pulling down your pants Or shaking up his ass Lik...Read Full Lyrics

My dad likes to come home late from work When we're all asleep and watch Country Music TV I know what's going on Shania, Shania, I know what's going on It feels so wrong I hope you...Read Full Lyrics

I know a guy who's half Japanese Won't by our record until it's out on lp Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright I know a guy who doesn't get to sleep Because he's staying up late ...Read Full Lyrics