Guitar Slinger Lyrics

I know I came waltzing in here Acting like I'm gonna take his place It don't work that way It's too soon you've been through too much For me to think that I could win your trust L...Read Full Lyrics

Halfway to Dallas on this road tonight Chasing the sunrise behind these bus lights Everyone's sleeping but me and the driver Just a few hours ago you were right here Still smell t...Read Full Lyrics

Crank up the music girl and put your pretty on We've been behaving like we should for way too long I've got a hundred dollars and I feel like getting wrong tonight And it'll be alr...Read Full Lyrics

1st Verse You caught me lookin' at you Tryin' hard not to show it Tryin' hard to control it Hopin' you wouldn't see 2nd Verse Yeah, but no one could blame me You're so one-of-a-...Read Full Lyrics

That girl can't help it if she Grew up on a mountain and her Daddy made home brew Her first taste of a liquor Was that Rocky Top elixer Moonshine and Mountain Dew That girl's got...Read Full Lyrics

It takes guts to mount up On the back of a big cus Getting tore up from the floor up I'm gonna push my luck Pull the gate and try to make 8 on an earthquake high stakes That makes...Read Full Lyrics

Release all your darken wishes Love ain't what Christ Preaches Fill your heart with world's sacred fear Nothing Else could be as real Come on be the martyr of my Pain Live in Hope...Read Full Lyrics

Roll Jordan Roll, roll Jordan, roll I want to go to heaven when I die To hear Jordan roll (roll, roll, roll) 2x Now brother, you ought to been there Yes, my Lord A sitting in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome To The Bottom Of My Pants Eat My asshole Shitting Out A Turkey Leg In France Heres 5 Dollars I'm A Nasty Dirty Little s*** Hey I Hear Ya We're All Bleeding Here's A Bagel ...Read Full Lyrics

My Pants Is Tight And My Balls Is Long My O Is Itchin From This Camel Hair Thong My Legs Is Sweaty And My Mind Is Too Skip Skiffington Is The Last Angry Jew My Hands Is Hairy And M...Read Full Lyrics