Hot Dog Song Lyrics

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear ...Read Full Lyrics

From the deepest, darkest depths of... Whitby! Comes this sordid tale of speed... Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion... Picturesque powered pistons... Accellerating automoti...Read Full Lyrics

I remember back when I was still in school, These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool. They knocked me on the ground! (Oh!) They rubbed dog poop in my ears! (Ow!) Th...Read Full Lyrics

I am not American, Though I live in North America Which is part of the Americas Which should make me an American Geographically Canadians, Are certainly Americans As are Venisallia...Read Full Lyrics

I pulled my groin It's the very best injury Though I'm walking daintily I pulled my groin I pulled my groin When people ask, "It hurts you where?" I say "Put your hand right there"...Read Full Lyrics

I spend my days watching tv with a beer (ooh-ahh, you're fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day, my woman went and left me (she ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no family Actually he did, but he forg...Read Full Lyrics

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my brother is a god But all I am is Jesus' brothe...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three, four... Woudn't it be great if everybody had a gun Woudn't it be great if everybody had a gun There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Woudn't it ...Read Full Lyrics

About 6 months ago, someone came by with a petition Said we'd wanna stop these folks moving in next door I refused to sign and told him everyone was welcome 'Cause that's what neig...Read Full Lyrics