Hot Water Burn Baby Lyrics

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party...Read Full Lyrics

Davey: Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should've won the Patch Tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that. Tommy: Why would we give Whitey Duval the Patch? ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know...Read Full Lyrics

Davey: It all seemed so long ago Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know Davey: Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl Jennifer: But that was back when he was ni...Read Full Lyrics

Whooo hoo Cindy and Scott are newley-weds Whoop-Ee-Doo He loves her, but she loves this guy,(right over here) And he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until...Read Full Lyrics

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign ...Read Full Lyrics

Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? Why can't I be the one to make Sara smil...Read Full Lyrics

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning P...Read Full Lyrics

Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my c*** at a medium ...Read Full Lyrics

(A. Sandler) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona. Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona. Hey Masturbata!! ...Read Full Lyrics