Intervention Song Lyrics

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know...Read Full Lyrics

Davey: It all seemed so long ago Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know Davey: Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl Jennifer: But that was back when he was ni...Read Full Lyrics

Whooo hoo Cindy and Scott are newley-weds Whoop-Ee-Doo He loves her, but she loves this guy,(right over here) And he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until...Read Full Lyrics

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign ...Read Full Lyrics

Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? Why can't I be the one to make Sara smil...Read Full Lyrics

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning P...Read Full Lyrics

Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my c*** at a medium ...Read Full Lyrics

(A. Sandler) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona. Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona. Hey Masturbata!! ...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen Transcribed by a fan M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] M2: "whoa,do...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the tv It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight-mailed me I'm fuckin' wasted It...Read Full Lyrics