I Should Have Played Football In High School Lyrics

I went to Lolla with my mom and my mom met everyone And I talked to Henry Rollins and he talked to my mom And my mom says he's no fun Henry Rollins is no fun I said that he's...Read Full Lyrics

I remember you The best friend of the girl I dated I'm the guy that you forgot you hated Let's see what's going on She moved to Montreal And found religion with some creepy pastor...Read Full Lyrics

First time I got to vote You and me shared a rye and coke You camapigned You shook hands at the Crow It's a shame you didn't win Would have been a better place if you got in Despi...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna bake a cake As fast as I can Gonna use your socks To butter the pan Ain't seen you for two weeks I hate it when I have to wait, girl, I'm glad you're not exactly like me You'...Read Full Lyrics

Well I want to hump you that's the only thing I want to say I want to hump you every night and every day So don't get mad at me cause that's the only thing I want to do 'Cause list...Read Full Lyrics

She says she used to model for J crew But I don't know what that means She said it's just a bunch of clothes from a catalog Like Abercrombie and LL Beans I really never heard of t...Read Full Lyrics

I thought everyone knew it But I guess there still could be a bunch Who must have been out of town Or they could have been out having lunch They missed a nasty break up Now you and...Read Full Lyrics

You got me so high, I got dibs on the stratosphere You got me feeling just like Everyday's a leap year You always keep telling I got a problem with other guys When th...Read Full Lyrics

I saw your sister in the hallway I didn't recognize She said we've met about a million times Remember faces but forget names Cause you don't look alike I guess i'm not the most ob...Read Full Lyrics

Out of town There's a girl living on a ranch Pigs and cows And her mom cooks ceramics to much She's for me Though we don't got much to say Throwin' bails She paints her toenails ...Read Full Lyrics