Meaning Of Life Lyrics

Never be rude to an Arab, An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew, Never be rude to an Irishman, No matter what you do. Never poke fun at a nigger, A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut, And never put...Read Full Lyrics

Presenter: I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots of lovely lire. Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer, An...Read Full Lyrics

O Lord please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil us or stir fry us in a wok. Oh pleas...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: the most interesting thing about king charles I is that he was 5'6" TALL AT THE START OF HIS REIGN, BUT ONLY 4'8" tall at the end of it... Because of... Oliver Cromwell, Lo...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the worl...Read Full Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away. Sit on my f...Read Full Lyrics

I want another slice of rhubarb tart I want another lovely slice I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart A what-ba...Read Full Lyrics

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Mr. Tid: Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for The design of this-- Gumbys: Up there!... Mr. Tid: Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for The design of this-- Gumbys...Read Full Lyrics