She said she wanna fuck me with my uniform on
She grabbed me by the bat, now it's going, going, gone
I never finish sex 'cause I'm so juiced out
But she nutted three times then we ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Well, "The Bash" started with myself and José Canseco
Uh, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse
And, uh, we decided instead of giving a high five we would bash our fo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer]Step into my crib, everything smell like CoolwaterAnd if you come into mine you know it's Drakkar NoirNow have a seat on this couch made of h...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Walk in the party with my dick in my hand
Then straight to the bathroom with my dick in my hand
You wanna step up? I got the brick in my hand
Then leave your ass face down with my ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Ah, The Oakland Coliseum
Its's 1988 and the season's going well
I'm at the height of my career
So why do I feel sad?
These days don't recognize my own face in the mirror
I'm a mon...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Picture this, we up in the Gold's Gym pumpin'
Perfecting the science of straight lifting somethin'
On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep
Gonna spray the whole bench press up with...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Got Oakleys on my face to keep the sun from coming in
I'm swinging at the ball and that's a double homonym
Ain't no one that can touch me, I got trouble cuddlin'
In the forty-forty...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
It's just over there, José
Whoa, this IHOP is goin' off!
Sure is, look at all those people in the parking lot
Hey, Mark, check out those guys
Hey, you, nasty freak
Shake that nas...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
My car, my house, my kid, my spouse
My team, my dream, I gots to feed the beast
My glutes, my bod, they say, "My God"
My tris, my calves, my thighs
The hits, the tags, the sex, the...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Papa did you see me hit a home run last night?
I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride
Daddy, did you see me?
(Look what I can do, yeah)
Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Cry...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island