Mascot Mania Lyrics

Now it's signed Text classified Nations are now corporate colonies Robber barons In high castles Have the nerve to call this free trade Unh Unh DDT Gill net kills Fought so hard t...Read Full Lyrics

Fake 50's clothes Fake 50's food Classic gas-guzzling dream cars In more ads on the tube Fake home-made cookies Like Mommy used to make Nostalgia for an age That never existed Do...Read Full Lyrics

Aping urbanity Oozing with vanity Plump as a manatee Faking humanity Journalistic calamity Intellectual inanity Fox News insanity You're a profanity, Hannity Hannity H...Read Full Lyrics

When you jump At the sight of your neighbour Arm yourselves against them instead Stiffened up like a porcupine, Oh yeah Welcome to Panicland Doncha know it's a trap Feel it snap T...Read Full Lyrics

Your least favorite video game Is about to come to life Homeless hordes crash downtown barriers Desks are flying through the glass Precious software everywhere Sorcerer's apprenti...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations We will travel every nation With my ...Read Full Lyrics

If Stewart talked, what would he say? Enough to keep you here ten more years Where we shock ya with our 'therapy' Throw the switch on your fantasies With our little electronic rin...Read Full Lyrics

Believe me, if I were dicator You know what I'd do! ? Come to think of it, There's a problem there For aspiring tyrants like me and you... Ever wonder what it'd really be like To ...Read Full Lyrics

(birds chirping) (chanting) (water drop and evil laughing) As I submit the new world grows in Six, I cover myself with lamb skin Black family, fine point to win That again, prophec...Read Full Lyrics

Monogrammed toilet paper rollers that sing Ever wonder who would buy these things? The ones with plastic Santas in their yards And custom license plates no one understands Strengt...Read Full Lyrics