Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Lyrics

[Intro:] I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba [Verse 1:] I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was ma...Read Full Lyrics

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you The most horrifying film to hit the screen There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop And he hacks up two or three in every ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really s*** She thinks he's so darn dysfu...Read Full Lyrics

I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make y...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna Never gonna stop, eat it...Read Full Lyrics

Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exception...Read Full Lyrics

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say [deep breathing] Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very bes...Read Full Lyrics

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learned a fe...Read Full Lyrics

Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building I saw he...Read Full Lyrics