Ode To A Superhero Lyrics

(constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song) Aahh.... Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin') Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind) 'Cause you found a brand...Read Full Lyrics

[Wrecking Ball:] We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked a...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues From my elbow down to my shoes So let's throw another fire on the logs Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine With genuine Columbi...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror When I wake up every morn And I marvel at how great I've been Since the day that I was born I've made so many albums I've run out of things t...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro:] I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba [Verse 1:] I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was ma...Read Full Lyrics

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you The most horrifying film to hit the screen There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop And he hacks up two or three in every ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really s*** She thinks he's so darn dysfu...Read Full Lyrics

I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make y...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna Never gonna stop, eat it...Read Full Lyrics

Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept ...Read Full Lyrics