Rhinoceratops Vs. Superpuma Lyrics

[Verse 1] I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heartbeat Down in the very depths of my soul So c'mon, Ninja Brian pack your ba...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny] A lot of people don't know this but I, Danny Sexbang, have been quietly working on the sexiest romance novel ever for the past sixteen years. I would like to share a taste ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang] In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man Who proclaimed no sex until you are married They were Arin Neverbon...Read Full Lyrics

[Skit - Danny Sexbang] So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time It's finally ready, so prepare your ...Read Full Lyrics

So you want to be a great lover Ninja Sex Party will help you train So much knowledge to discover We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain Lets go, it's time for ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Danny: You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover. You also have to be a smooth talker Ninja Brian: (silence) Danny: Well, of cours...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a morning dawn Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond In a forest enchanted where we both gazed upon A bold sight so fair, see there Beneath the blue waterfall, ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] *clears throat* [Verse] You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Whic...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Shadows lie across our hearts As we walk another hundred miles It's only the first day And three fifths of our party has died (Not a good average) Then we saw the w...Read Full Lyrics

The legends say the chalice lies In the mountain of a thousand nights And he who wields it will become crazy awesome And all my life, I've wondered What awesomeness was really ...Read Full Lyrics