Perform This Way Lyrics

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Eve...Read Full Lyrics

I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple dream; Wanna infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime. Those men in black with their matching suitcases; W...Read Full Lyrics

Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love, I really love My pancreas My sp...Read Full Lyrics

(one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman I love to gob...Read Full Lyrics

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's one of those days, it's just one of those days I lost one of my socks in t...Read Full Lyrics

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutat...Read Full Lyrics

(constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song) Aahh.... Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin') Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind) 'Cause you found a brand...Read Full Lyrics

[Wrecking Ball:] We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked a...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues From my elbow down to my shoes So let's throw another fire on the logs Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine With genuine Columbi...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror When I wake up every morn And I marvel at how great I've been Since the day that I was born I've made so many albums I've run out of things t...Read Full Lyrics