Pancreas Lyrics

(one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman I love to gob...Read Full Lyrics

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's one of those days, it's just one of those days I lost one of my socks in t...Read Full Lyrics

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutat...Read Full Lyrics

(constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song) Aahh.... Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin') Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind) 'Cause you found a brand...Read Full Lyrics

[Wrecking Ball:] We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked a...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues From my elbow down to my shoes So let's throw another fire on the logs Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine With genuine Columbi...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror When I wake up every morn And I marvel at how great I've been Since the day that I was born I've made so many albums I've run out of things t...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro:] I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba [Verse 1:] I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was ma...Read Full Lyrics

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you The most horrifying film to hit the screen There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop And he hacks up two or three in every ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really s*** She thinks he's so darn dysfu...Read Full Lyrics