[Verse 1]
My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Finger food and an ice cold keg
It won't cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand
Saturday night, it's the place to be
Eve...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I moved out to Langley recently
With a plain and simple dream;
Wanna infiltrate some third-world place
And topple their regime.
Those men in black with their matching suitcases;
W...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh
Oooooh
I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas
My sp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])
I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman
I love to gob...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
'Cause it's one of those days, it's just one of those days
I lost one of my socks in t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Poor Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutat...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song)
Aahh....
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Wrecking Ball:]
We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain
We jumped never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A love no one could deny
Don't you ever say I just walked a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues
From my elbow down to my shoes
So let's throw another fire on the logs
Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine
With genuine Columbi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic