Pre-supermodel Lyrics

And it made her heart so big she needs two beds.Considerate, the same as always.Consider splitting up that sugar, considering you've got time to kill.Forget romance and twelve pack...Read Full Lyrics

Kisses, kisses, kiss and get to hold it with your handKiss and get to fuck it with the best part of a manYou can fit another fifth inside and drink the kink right from the canAnd l...Read Full Lyrics

I sell ice to eskimos when I'm not selling ass to assholesI sell ice to eskimos and like the cut makes the blood so the pork makes the pig show.I'm doing what I do because you did....Read Full Lyrics

This nurse's fett have kicked some asses. The school is pregnant with a senior class.Where sometimes insects crawl through molasses, sometimes little children eat glass.Nobody care...Read Full Lyrics

Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,By the shores of Big Snake Lake.Though your swings are rusty,We know they'll never break.Kearney: Louder! Faster!Campers: From your gleaming mess...Read Full Lyrics

Sex weeks after graduation on a ride thumbed down -- Love CanalMidwestern civilizationWhat do you mean I should have thought of that before? I'm thinking of it now.T-minus twenty-o...Read Full Lyrics

Him and all his animals know where the fuck Wall Drug is.The stupid looks on all these faces, like the dust kicked up by jackalopes is never going to stop.Him and all his animals w...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson!He's the greatest guy in history,From the, town of Springfield!He's about to hit a chestnut tree!Waaaah!...Read Full Lyrics

The break will not release you, nor make it easy on you. The ache has come to beat you, the cake to eat you.But that's a beautiful head of hair and a flawless set of teeth.So how m...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus: O whacking day, o whacking day,Our hallowed snake-skull cracking day.Soprano: We'll break their backs,Gouge out their eyes,Their evil hearts,We'll pulverise.Chorus: O whack...Read Full Lyrics