Shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care
She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear
She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut
Showed her boobs and sh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Ready... Aim... Interrogate!
Shoot the interrogator - get ready to crumble
Run all the way to daylight no matter everyone else might tumble
Race to the alter, chase those dumb fug...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with truck
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with duck
You wanna do something that rhymes with my best friend, his name is Chuck
Do you w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Who put the dick on the snowman
And embarrassed the family?
Could have used a Ball bat
Cucumber or a zucchini
But instead you used a thimble,
Somethin' you could barely see!
Who pu...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
I crawed in the window got inside she kicke...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Well it seems to me that this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killing goin' on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worries and my problems are all gone
N...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I woke up this morning and I sliped down in the shower
Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour
I didn't have time for breakfast so I walked right to the door...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back
Watching them peckers try to get in her crack
I get messy when they slip me off the track
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
Well she fluffs me u...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Our work day's done.
Go grab a shower!
Let's hit the pub.
It's Happy Hour.
If we get bombed.
Who gives a damn?
I'm not as drunk,
As you think I am.
Those chicks right there
Don't...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I've been married nine years
That's one story
My wife has been through everything
I've learned some shit bout marriage
Never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother
If y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington