Sue Me Lyrics

That old back scratcher has me in it's spell, That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell. Your plastic fingers up and down my spine, The same old itchcraft when your touch me...Read Full Lyrics

Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Strange things in my soup, That's what I found there. Little tiny things That move around there. Looking...Read Full Lyrics

+The Bronx Bird Watcher On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow. An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit, Singing willow, tit willow, t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm singing you the ballad Of a great man of the cloth His name was Harry Lewis And he worked for Irving Roth He died while cutting velvet On a hot July the 4th But his clo...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a book I was loaned. It's really terrific and quite scientific And I'm half stoned. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, B...Read Full Lyrics

The Dropouts' March (No more pencils, no more books, No more teachers' dirty looks. Dropouts! Dropouts! Yeah team!) On, dropouts, down the field, Ain't we the national shame. Che...Read Full Lyrics

This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from ...Read Full Lyrics

+The Let's All Call Up at&T And Protest To The President March It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March." Can you see him smirking and smiling? 'Caus...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that what's meant is, It really doesn't hurt. This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger. ...Read Full Lyrics

He stood four foot eight And wore a beatnik beard He had big thick glasses That looked real weird He weighed ninety-eight pounds But a whole nation feared The rebel! He ha...Read Full Lyrics