Skin Lyrics

Sorry 'bout that. All you say is "Sorry 'bout that." Yesterday you Broke my watch and Drank my scotch and Used my razor, Burnt my blazer, Incidentally Wrecked my Bentley, ...Read Full Lyrics

It's good to be a Spanish flea. The Spanish dogs all scratch at me. I make my home in a spaniel Called Jose or Manuel Or Juan, And I wouldn't put you on. My summer place is s...Read Full Lyrics

Featuring Debbie Reynolds Me Counting both feet, I have ten toes, They're not lady toes, they're men toes. And I keep them as momentoes, For I love them tenderly. All my hands are...Read Full Lyrics

That old back scratcher has me in it's spell, That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell. Your plastic fingers up and down my spine, The same old itchcraft when your touch me...Read Full Lyrics

Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Strange things in my soup, That's what I found there. Little tiny things That move around there. Looking...Read Full Lyrics

+The Bronx Bird Watcher On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow. An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit, Singing willow, tit willow, t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm singing you the ballad Of a great man of the cloth His name was Harry Lewis And he worked for Irving Roth He died while cutting velvet On a hot July the 4th But his clo...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a book I was loaned. It's really terrific and quite scientific And I'm half stoned. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, B...Read Full Lyrics

The Dropouts' March (No more pencils, no more books, No more teachers' dirty looks. Dropouts! Dropouts! Yeah team!) On, dropouts, down the field, Ain't we the national shame. Che...Read Full Lyrics

This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from ...Read Full Lyrics