Smoky Mountain Memories Lyrics

Now I'm so broken hearted I don't know what to do I passed you today on the street And you treated me like a stranger that you never knew It's the same every time we meet You bu...Read Full Lyrics

Just like a ship I set out to sea With no one to guide along Drifting along without direction As the waves grew fearful and strong I wanted to show the world I could conquer ...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder if it's raining in the mountains. I wonder if the old town looks the same. And if the church is there beside the river, could I go back and find where Momma lays? Does...Read Full Lyrics

Here we are after years of love We're thinkin' of goodbye And it's hard not to feel your touch When I hurt so much tonight Lyin' here pretendin' we're sleepin' When we're both...Read Full Lyrics

There's a movie on TV tonight, about a lonely guy But I don't need nobody to remind me I don't want to talk about the pain or all the reasons why I just want to leave it all behind...Read Full Lyrics

What the crap you gay saaannnty claus. You get on my pissing nerve. Every Christmas night while I'm drinking my millwalke. I hear some damn noise on my hose top. So you fag stay aw...Read Full Lyrics

Come all yee illegal Imigrants Come and get them green cards And learn some damn English And then how to drive...Read Full Lyrics

Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation, and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what, she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch, but anyway...Read Full Lyrics

Call the doctor Earl is bleeding Tried to pet my pit bull Sam That stupid Moron he knows better Now he's in the doctors office And he ain't got no fricken hands....Read Full Lyrics

Donny the Retard Had a 8 pound water head He was 5 foot 3 And he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" May be changed to "my name's Donny" Its actually "I like B...Read Full Lyrics