The Solipsist (Mirrors Gaze) Lyrics

In Britain's Georgian times There were so many crimes No time to hang each crook guilty of a felony Cos there's no room to jail you They'd send you to Australia To live in our new-...Read Full Lyrics

We're Aztec priests so mind your head, Our prisoners always wind up dead. Our favourite colour is blood red, We're not nice. At an Aztec temples opening day, We priest would pleas...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a nipper I boarded a clipper Sailed the seas as a goods importer, oh! Edward Teach is my name But I earned my fame As Blackbeard the pirate of the water, oh! Was a jol...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you think the Stuarts were an English dynasty, But we only came to England when the crown belonged to me, Our clan may hail from Scotland But our tales are not a bonnie one, ...Read Full Lyrics

I love to be a British queen I am Victoria, you see Now where's my British butler With my British cup of tea? Tea is not from Britain, ma'am From India it was brought Yes, for your...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna cause a stink Won't be the first to blink I'm not who you think Don't mess with me, I'm Boudicca! My husband Presotagus died He was a Celtic king I was his queen, so due to ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Knox a famous surgeon And I earn my daily bread By studying cadavers Which are bodies not long dead One day two suave young gentlemen Appeared within my view I'm Mr Burke, I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a lonely cavegirl Searching for a date Looking for cave romance Or at least a caveman date My momma says I must wait here Until the moon is bright With cakes, milk and ho...Read Full Lyrics

(Talking) Year.! 100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them? I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived! Year.! Warriors! I bring tidings of great victory, sur...Read Full Lyrics

I lived a happy life ‘til I was ten years old When debt landed dad in prison and our country house Was sold Lodged with a lady in her London flat so cold Worked at a good polish ...Read Full Lyrics