British Things Lyrics

Gonna cause a stink Won't be the first to blink I'm not who you think Don't mess with me, I'm Boudicca! My husband Presotagus died He was a Celtic king I was his queen, so due to ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Knox a famous surgeon And I earn my daily bread By studying cadavers Which are bodies not long dead One day two suave young gentlemen Appeared within my view I'm Mr Burke, I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a lonely cavegirl Searching for a date Looking for cave romance Or at least a caveman date My momma says I must wait here Until the moon is bright With cakes, milk and ho...Read Full Lyrics

(Talking) Year.! 100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them? I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived! Year.! Warriors! I bring tidings of great victory, sur...Read Full Lyrics

I lived a happy life ‘til I was ten years old When debt landed dad in prison and our country house Was sold Lodged with a lady in her London flat so cold Worked at a good polish ...Read Full Lyrics

My name is, my name is My name is, Charles ii! I love the people And the people love me So much that they restored The English monarchy! I'm part Scottish, French, Italian A litt...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone thinks they know the story Of Dick Turpin's highway glory But my past was far more gory Was no saint You think life is one big antic My profession is romantic Hate to be ...Read Full Lyrics

Divorced, beheaded and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I'm Henry VIII, I had six sorry wives. Some might say I ruined their lives. Catherine of Aragon was one She failed to g...Read Full Lyrics

We are the Roundheads, we don't want kings no more, That's why we started the English civil war. People say we're no fun, but we disagree, Especially when explaining, parliamentary...Read Full Lyrics

The famous Roman Empire, Was the biggest, meanest neighbourhood. We four were the baddest emperors, And by Bad we don't mean Good! My name is Caligula A rotten, Roman pig-ula If y...Read Full Lyrics