Wasted Whiskey Lyrics

I was late for work, had to pull to the side While a funeral train of cars drove by with their lights on It was just my luck, it went on and on for miles I kept checkin' my watch,...Read Full Lyrics

Written By: Rodney Atkins, Steve Dean, Brian White Driving through town just my boy and me With a happy meal in his booster seat Knowing that he couldn't have the toy Till his nug...Read Full Lyrics

Baby likes to stay up earily, Baby likes to get up late She likes to spend my money, Never leaves a thing on her plate Yeah, yeah Baby likes to steal the covers And tells me she's ...Read Full Lyrics

Sopranos: If you want to be born again say, say the word Altos: If... You... Want to be born again say, say the word Tenors: Say the word, oh-o-oh, Say the word, oh-o-oh, Say it, s...Read Full Lyrics

A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Lyrics A beer is much better than a woman, I'll tell you why I'm right A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night A beer will go down ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't I know you from the bus My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your brests? Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye? My tool needs a...Read Full Lyrics

She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through Breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you She drove a 1973, chevy blazer And her legs & h...Read Full Lyrics

I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John Wayne and overalls Hate chick f...Read Full Lyrics

Another year has come and gone And I'm still here holdin' on To this riffle and a picture of my kids Sayin' it's a holiday Sure as him, don't feel that way Don't think Jesus...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening, your dream is here for I am Carlos You think I'm s*** and your right, Come a little closer I wont bite. I see the love that's in your eyes, Between my legs you'll fin...Read Full Lyrics