Carlos, Man Of Love Lyrics

I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two It was then...Read Full Lyrics

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little woman walkin' down the ...Read Full Lyrics

I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality. I aint got a problem with it. If I was tall I'd probably be ...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Penthouse: I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university And I never thought something like this could happen to me When my teacher with the dynamite ass, asked me to stay a...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy, Goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act After six or seven beers she's had. We were si...Read Full Lyrics

I Got A 12 Inch dick & A Dozen Roses, and A pick up truck, Hubba hubba hubba heyy...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] He's a gay factory worker from the south He'll take wut you pee out of and put it in his mouth Well he works all day With a great big smile and he carries a large l...Read Full Lyrics

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got outta bed and shot him dead Well his name was, I didn't know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was ridin cross the desert on a...Read Full Lyrics

I wake up each morning, and I'm proud of who I am. Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam. I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that I'd get rich. On...Read Full Lyrics

Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone 'cause I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide no more So hang up the ph...Read Full Lyrics