A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Lyrics

Don't I know you from the bus My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your brests? Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye? My tool needs a...Read Full Lyrics

She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through Breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you She drove a 1973, chevy blazer And her legs & h...Read Full Lyrics

I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John Wayne and overalls Hate chick f...Read Full Lyrics

Another year has come and gone And I'm still here holdin' on To this riffle and a picture of my kids Sayin' it's a holiday Sure as him, don't feel that way Don't think Jesus...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening, your dream is here for I am Carlos You think I'm s*** and your right, Come a little closer I wont bite. I see the love that's in your eyes, Between my legs you'll fin...Read Full Lyrics

I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two It was then...Read Full Lyrics

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little woman walkin' down the ...Read Full Lyrics

I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality. I aint got a problem with it. If I was tall I'd probably be ...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Penthouse: I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university And I never thought something like this could happen to me When my teacher with the dynamite ass, asked me to stay a...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy, Goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act After six or seven beers she's had. We were si...Read Full Lyrics