Written By: Rodney Atkins, Steve Dean, Brian White
Driving through town just my boy and me
With a happy meal in his booster seat
Knowing that he couldn't have the toy
Till his nug...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Atkins
Baby likes to stay up earily,
Baby likes to get up late
She likes to spend my money,
Never leaves a thing on her plate
Yeah, yeah
Baby likes to steal the covers
And tells me she's ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Atkins
Sopranos: If you want to be born again say, say the word
Altos: If... You... Want to be born again say, say the word
Tenors: Say the word, oh-o-oh,
Say the word, oh-o-oh,
Say it, s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Bryant
A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Lyrics
A beer is much better than a woman, I'll tell you why I'm right
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
A beer will go down ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Don't I know you from the bus
My mom has that same dress
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
How much were your brests?
Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?
My tool needs a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through
Breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you
She drove a 1973, chevy blazer
And her legs & h...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I don't like poodles and potpourri
Pastel colors ain't good on me
I need a woman that I can squeeze
These are the things that I believe
I like John Wayne and overalls
Hate chick f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Another year has come and gone
And I'm still here holdin' on
To this riffle and a picture of my kids
Sayin' it's a holiday
Sure as him, don't feel that way
Don't think Jesus...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Good evening, your dream is here for I am Carlos
You think I'm s*** and your right,
Come a little closer I wont bite.
I see the love that's in your eyes,
Between my legs you'll fin...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer
She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two
It was then...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington