It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release it
I looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and that's whe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Wea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it,...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Put down your remote control
Throw out your tv Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
W...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Ken: Wanna go for a ride
Barbie: Sure Ken
Ken: Well forget it
Barbie:
I'm and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Yeah
Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one
It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister)
Yeah, all the girls and homeboys
Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!)
Spin the sp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask que...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic