Weasel Stomping Day Lyrics

I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils ...Read Full Lyrics

It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get it,...Read Full Lyrics

Put down your remote control Throw out your tv Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the verticle, too W...Read Full Lyrics

Ken: Wanna go for a ride Barbie: Sure Ken Ken: Well forget it Barbie: I'm and ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should fag it, Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) Spin the sp...Read Full Lyrics

I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on ...Read Full Lyrics

Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask que...Read Full Lyrics

It's rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh! It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought...Read Full Lyrics

Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A. C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wond...Read Full Lyrics