I like my women like I like my chicken
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin
When I see a little woman walkin' down the ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality. I aint got a problem with it. If I was tall I'd probably be ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Dear Penthouse: I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university
And I never thought something like this could happen to me
When my teacher with the dynamite ass, asked me to stay a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy,
Goin places with my mom and dad,
It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act
After six or seven beers she's had.
We were si...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I Got A 12 Inch dick
& A Dozen Roses, and
A pick up truck,
Hubba hubba hubba heyy...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
[Chorus]
He's a gay factory worker from the south
He'll take wut you pee out of and put it in his mouth
Well he works all day
With a great big smile and he carries a large l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
He once shot a man just for snorin'
Got outta bed and shot him dead
Well his name was, I didn't know what his name was
So we just called him Fred
He was ridin cross the desert on a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I wake up each morning, and I'm proud of who I am.
Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam.
I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that I'd get rich.
On...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Come home
It's been so long
We're missing you at home
So hang up that phone
'cause I'm coming back home
Back home
Come home
It's been so long
I can't hide no more
So hang up the ph...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I Hope You Die Lyrics
Woke up this morning,
And you were gone,
I found a note,
It says "so long",
You said this love would last our lives,
I hope your face breaks out in hives.
I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington