Let me tell you sonny... Let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good e...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Hey girl,
You know our economy's in the toilet
But I'm still going to treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Had ourselves a little barbeque
Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too
Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew
So what did you bring
We got the beef
We got the beef
We got the bee...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release it
I looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and that's whe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Wea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it,...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Put down your remote control
Throw out your tv Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
W...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Ken: Wanna go for a ride
Barbie: Sure Ken
Ken: Well forget it
Barbie:
I'm and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic