Windows 95 Sucks Lyrics

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were burie...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of whole lotta love by led zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down inside! Woman, you need L...Read Full Lyrics

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white an...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you sonny... Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good e...Read Full Lyrics

Hey girl, You know our economy's in the toilet But I'm still going to treat you right I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like (if...Read Full Lyrics

Had ourselves a little barbeque Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew So what did you bring We got the beef We got the beef We got the bee...Read Full Lyrics

It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release it I looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and that's whe...Read Full Lyrics

Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn Don't you know it's Wea...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils ...Read Full Lyrics

It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree ...Read Full Lyrics