You Don't Take Your Showers Lyrics

We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I ...Read Full Lyrics

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and...Read Full Lyrics

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[Intro:] Everybody shut up, woo! Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey [Verse 1:] If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjuga...Read Full Lyrics

It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcestershire was gone But the waitress brough...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I bought up. Brought windows home, And d'cided to boot it up. But when I load it up, It says my memory is not enough... I'd be runnin' out. I need some extra ram to fix me u...Read Full Lyrics

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were burie...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of whole lotta love by led zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down inside! Woman, you need L...Read Full Lyrics

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white an...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you sonny... Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good e...Read Full Lyrics