It was just the other day
When we went to Joe's Cafe
Just to order up a couple steaks to eat
But we noticed something wrong
All the Worcestershire was gone
But the waitress brough...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Well, I bought up.
Brought windows home,
And d'cided to boot it up.
But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough...
I'd be runnin' out.
I need some extra ram to fix me u...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were burie...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[parody of whole lotta love by led zeppelin]
Wanna whole lotta lunch!
Wanna whole lotta lunch!
Wanna whole lotta lunch!
Wanna whole lotta lunch!
Way down inside!
Woman, you need
L...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white an...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Let me tell you sonny... Let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good e...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Hey girl,
You know our economy's in the toilet
But I'm still going to treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Had ourselves a little barbeque
Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too
Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew
So what did you bring
We got the beef
We got the beef
We got the bee...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release it
I looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and that's whe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Wea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic