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We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn We got a rep...Read Full Lyrics

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There's really something kinda ...Read Full Lyrics

You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill I remember when You used to smell half-...Read Full Lyrics

We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I ...Read Full Lyrics

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and...Read Full Lyrics

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[Intro:] Everybody shut up, woo! Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey [Verse 1:] If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjuga...Read Full Lyrics

It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcestershire was gone But the waitress brough...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I bought up. Brought windows home, And d'cided to boot it up. But when I load it up, It says my memory is not enough... I'd be runnin' out. I need some extra ram to fix me u...Read Full Lyrics

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were burie...Read Full Lyrics