5,500 Miles Lyrics

"... Here we are (see what happens)... Face to face, a coupla of a silver Spoons... " "... A coupla of silver spoons (Ye-heah!)... Signin' up, a coupla of silver Spoons... " I'm a...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream.... Magic Johnson was ill He autographed the ball.... Small rubber ball. Ten feet tall.... Pig, big puffy shoes. Are the cameras on.... Are the cameras on? Set the ba...Read Full Lyrics

Happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation Slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation Kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation Rockin' back 'n' forth that's my only destina...Read Full Lyrics

Little salmander, Where did you go? Edge of the yard I found you, you know All brown and hard I can't get your body out of my mind Can't get your body I can't get your body out of...Read Full Lyrics

I let my thirsty boots wander all over And they come home with lies about women And in the evening toe up to the stars Sun is comin' up and somethings feelin' funky Old moldy korn...Read Full Lyrics

You might say someone else said it Some worse some better then I You might see someone taking pictures They can't put them back and I will tell you why Cause even when originals ar...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you bout a friend of mine His name is boll weevil, check him out Spends all day On his big butt And he don't ever, ever get outside I come to visit, I bring some sunsh...Read Full Lyrics

My father went to the country club My mother drove Mercedes around I never got dirty or sweaty I never had to change my underwear Oh, I never had to change my underwear at all I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

Three pm and she's under the covers Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover Strong as steel, four olive martini Hand on her head and one on my weinie She's in bed, she's suckin' o...Read Full Lyrics

Well.. I.. Happened to.. Find me a buggy Coming out from under a rock in the grass, yeah He got his bug luggage No time to talk he's walkin' fast, yeah Said he's heading for a log...Read Full Lyrics