Apples Lyrics

Are we rolling? Here we go then And 1, 2, 3 2, 2, 3 A boy was born to Jack and Marge In 1951 And what is love, is love, is love And what is done, is done The baby grew in size and...Read Full Lyrics

Ban The Bomb Wrap yourself in silver paper put a sandbag on your head Crawl inside your fall-out shelter underneath your garden shed Boil an egg, have a cuddle, cut your toe-nails...Read Full Lyrics

I've done a lot of things I wished I hadn't There's other things I never hope to do But sliding off the map in both directions Is the sorry mess i've made of knowing you I've seen...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) Good evening I'm from Essex In case you couldn't tell My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay And I'm doing very well Had a love affair with Nina In the back of m...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, playmates Here's a little London song All about a young man's adventures in the big city Here we go Billy Bentley, go to London early in the day Half a quid, mate Stand to ...Read Full Lyrics

Share a good occasion Hold the darkness in Bear away abrasion Free from broken skin No pride is there to steal Wounds that never heal So close and there to wander Confines wearing...Read Full Lyrics

I'm and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew I'm the blackmail man A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe I'm the blackmail man I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek I'm the blackmail man A s...Read Full Lyrics

You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in They've got womanly bre...Read Full Lyrics

Our Father, Who art in Hendon Harrow Road be Thy name Thy Kingston come Thy Wimbledon In Erith as it is in Hendon. Give us this day our Berkhampstead And forgive us our Westminster...Read Full Lyrics

I'm here to find out what makes you tick I'm here to discover the secret you I intend to reveal you're crooked and sick I don't give a damn if none of it's true There's a Byline B...Read Full Lyrics