I've done a lot of things I wished I hadn't
There's other things I never hope to do
But sliding off the map in both directions
Is the sorry mess i've made of knowing you
I've seen...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
(spoken)
Good evening I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well
Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Hello, playmates
Here's a little London song
All about a young man's adventures in the big city
Here we go
Billy Bentley, go to London early in the day
Half a quid, mate
Stand to ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Share a good occasion
Hold the darkness in
Bear away abrasion
Free from broken skin
No pride is there to steal
Wounds that never heal
So close and there to wander
Confines wearing...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
I'm and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew
I'm the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
I'm the blackmail man
I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek
I'm the blackmail man
A s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
You must have seen parties of Blockheads
With blotched and lagered skin
Blockheads with food particles in their teeth
What a horrible state they're in
They've got womanly bre...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Our Father,
Who art in Hendon
Harrow Road be Thy name
Thy Kingston come
Thy Wimbledon
In Erith as it is in Hendon.
Give us this day our Berkhampstead
And forgive us our Westminster...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
I'm here to find out what makes you tick
I'm here to discover the secret you
I intend to reveal you're crooked and sick
I don't give a damn if none of it's true
There's a Byline B...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
If you're cold, well here's a plan:
Pull the plug out of your fan
If you're hot, now here's a scheme:
Park your botty in the stream
If you're tired, check this plot:
Seek a source ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having
Never ever, never ever
You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall
Into thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't no...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ian Dury & the Blockheads