Girl Lyrics

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you bett...Read Full Lyrics

[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26, 000 feet, moving Up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies All the way to Las Vegas, and righ...Read Full Lyrics

[Billy]: Yes, I will go back to school And achieve victory! No man will take what my father has built Unless that man is me! [Veronica]: My Billy, sweet Billy boy I knew you would...Read Full Lyrics

Ryan, tomorrow's the big day your mom's coming home with your new baby sister "baby sister" That's right ryan, baby sister. Now, we have to go over a few safety rules for when you'...Read Full Lyrics

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party...Read Full Lyrics

Davey: Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should've won the Patch Tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that. Tommy: Why would we give Whitey Duval the Patch? ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know...Read Full Lyrics

Davey: It all seemed so long ago Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know Davey: Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl Jennifer: But that was back when he was ni...Read Full Lyrics

Whooo hoo Cindy and Scott are newley-weds Whoop-Ee-Doo He loves her, but she loves this guy,(right over here) And he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until...Read Full Lyrics

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign ...Read Full Lyrics