I Will Go Back To School Lyrics

Ryan, tomorrow's the big day your mom's coming home with your new baby sister "baby sister" That's right ryan, baby sister. Now, we have to go over a few safety rules for when you'...Read Full Lyrics

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party...Read Full Lyrics

Davey: Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should've won the Patch Tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that. Tommy: Why would we give Whitey Duval the Patch? ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know...Read Full Lyrics

Davey: It all seemed so long ago Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know Davey: Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl Jennifer: But that was back when he was ni...Read Full Lyrics

Whooo hoo Cindy and Scott are newley-weds Whoop-Ee-Doo He loves her, but she loves this guy,(right over here) And he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until...Read Full Lyrics

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign ...Read Full Lyrics

Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? Why can't I be the one to make Sara smil...Read Full Lyrics

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning P...Read Full Lyrics

Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my c*** at a medium ...Read Full Lyrics