Morning Wood Lyrics

Lift me up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit dances in my mind In my heart, and in my soul The life you lived, The Love you left The one's you've touched, we won't ...Read Full Lyrics

If you play your cards wrong You can take me home tonight You've got all the makings Of my future ex-wife I've got 3 bucks My credit sucks And my future don't look to bright If you...Read Full Lyrics

I like older Woman How bout you? 19's are good to look at, But they're to young for my lovin' 20's are fun but they're not done, You need to stick 'em back in the oven At 33 they'r...Read Full Lyrics

I was born a rapper's son from Atlanta, Pimping hos when I was five years old. We had plenty of Cristal and a Bentley, 'Cause that's just how we always like to roll. We didn't min...Read Full Lyrics

Im gettin married to my pickup truck It doesn't leave me when im down on my luck It doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer Or want a divorce It doesn't care if I stay out la...Read Full Lyrics

Put your clothes back on I'd rather be alone Your thing is all worn out Now get on home You've had too many lovers They've worn off the hair There ain't no way I'm goin' in there ...Read Full Lyrics

Shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut Showed her boobs and sh...Read Full Lyrics

Ready... Aim... Interrogate! Shoot the interrogator - get ready to crumble Run all the way to daylight no matter everyone else might tumble Race to the alter, chase those dumb fug...Read Full Lyrics

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with truck Do you wanna do something that rhymes with duck You wanna do something that rhymes with my best friend, his name is Chuck Do you w...Read Full Lyrics

Who put the dick on the snowman And embarrassed the family? Could have used a Ball bat Cucumber or a zucchini But instead you used a thimble, Somethin' you could barely see! Who pu...Read Full Lyrics